psychoCynic

An over-indulgent ejection of finger-wagging & false self-importance. This one's for all you cynicism-fuelled cortisol junkies, my fenced garden of Substack / Twitter-like slacktivist-style hunched over fart sniffing. I personally recommend against reading from this feed, though you may get lucky with the odd prose that is accidentally pleasant.

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Available categories: Poetry, Haiku, Lyrics, SRSP (self-righteous shitpost)

Y'all is Turnt

Turn your nose to the crack-pipes and tubes, Turn your nose to the man stinking of booze, Turn your nose to the city of tent, Turn your nose to action, lean on intent ...

Void Trinity

Who was it sundering Sumerians, assaulting Assyrians, battling Babylon? ...

Tyrannical Pulp

The tyranny of a blank page, As authoritarian as silent sage ...

The Rugged Individual

I am the rugged individual, Sleepless nights for pennies pitiful ...

Soon™

I have died a thousand times, Rhymed a thousand rhymes ...

Seasonal Dogpiles

Funny how [homeless/mentally ill/young/minority people] only matter when ...

Jeddah Mind Tricks

I asked my mind to play a trick, It said that I was rather sick ...

Fruiting Anubis

One day we met Anubis, Beneath the flames of hubris ...

Cursed Caveman

I once stepped through a portal. To learn how to be mortal ...

Checking In

Am I in a panic? Or just overwhelmed? ...

Atheists

There are two kinds of atheists ...

Adventurine

There once was a stone, a pixie, Whose opalescence made her sickly ...

Too Many Screws

Special re-published music edition with guest performer Bean aka Adam Blechschmidt!

JUICY!

Hey you, I see why ...

Young Again

Puffing, wheezing, People pleasing, Hype juice squeezing. Oh, to be young again ...

Tripping & Falling

Life is pretty amazing if you can manage to ...

Lament of the Time Traveller

I was born with the promise of tomorrow, Only to learn that tomorrow, Is deeply entrenched in the past ...

Loggers TIMBY

Down in the city - It's a real pity - The struggle is real - I know how you feel - Let's make times less hard - But not in my back yard

Howl of the Dragonwolf

I weep for the child raised by wolves ...

The Ideal Café

Try a tasty starter, We'll consider barter ...

The Creature of Many Eyes

The Creature has many eyes. At birth, it could see light, and sound, and discomfort, and love, ...

Great Islands

Great people cannot stop the coming tide, they can only become an island for stranded swimmers.