psychoCynic

An over-indulgent ejection of finger-wagging & false self-importance. This one's for all you cynicism-fuelled cortisol junkies, my fenced garden of Substack / Twitter-like slacktivist-style hunched over fart sniffing. I personally recommend against reading from this feed, though you may get lucky with the odd prose that is accidentally pleasant.

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Available categories: Poetry, Haiku, Lyrics, SRSP (self-righteous shitpost)

Tyrannical Pulp

The tyranny of a blank page, As authoritarian as silent sage ...

Great Islands

Great people cannot stop the coming tide, they can only become an island for stranded swimmers.

Void Trinity

Who was it sundering Sumerians, assaulting Assyrians, battling Babylon? ...

Y'all is Turnt

Turn your nose to the crack-pipes and tubes, Turn your nose to the man stinking of booze, Turn your nose to the city of tent, Turn your nose to action, lean on intent ...

Tenor Terry & The Bellow Fellows

Tenor Terry and the Bellow Fellows, Told tales in tune and melody mellows, Heralding how heroes heap through harrows, Know not, nor peer past perilous narrows ...

Delusional Iterative

with the beat of drum, dragon's hoards reap sum, the fortresses erect, with workers suspect ....

Lament of the Time Traveller

I was born with the promise of tomorrow, Only to learn that tomorrow, Is deeply entrenched in the past ...

Tripping & Falling

Life is pretty amazing if you can manage to ...

Young Again

Puffing, wheezing, People pleasing, Hype juice squeezing. Oh, to be young again ...

JUICY!

Hey you, I see why ...

Too Many Screws

Special re-published music edition with guest performer Bean aka Adam Blechschmidt!

Loggers TIMBY

Down in the city - It's a real pity - The struggle is real - I know how you feel - Let's make times less hard - But not in my back yard

Howl of the Dragonwolf

I weep for the child raised by wolves ...

The Ideal Café

Try a tasty starter, We'll consider barter ...

The Creature of Many Eyes

The Creature has many eyes. At birth, it could see light, and sound, and discomfort, and love, ...

Adventurine

There once was a stone, a pixie, Whose opalescence made her sickly ...

Atheists

There are two kinds of atheists ...

Checking In

Am I in a panic? Or just overwhelmed? ...

Cursed Caveman

I once stepped through a portal. To learn how to be mortal ...

Jeddah Mind Tricks

I asked my mind to play a trick, It said that I was rather sick ...

Fruiting Anubis

One day we met Anubis, Beneath the flames of hubris ...

Seasonal Dogpiles

Funny how [homeless/mentally ill/young/minority people] only matter when ...

Soon™

I have died a thousand times, Rhymed a thousand rhymes ...

The Rugged Individual

I am the rugged individual, Sleepless nights for pennies pitiful ...