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Cursed Caveman
I once stepped through a portal
To learn how to be mortal
With a zip and flash and through haze
A caveperson comes upon my gaze
I ask,
Do you curse the flood that wipes out the berries?
*No, for I'll soon cultivate them for centuries.*
Do you curse the tigers for which blood you pay?
*No, for soon they will be my prey.*
Do you curse the sky that brings the night?
*No, there are some things I just shouldn't fight.*
I portal back home, sit enlightened and humbled
Then I turned on my screens as my calm fumbled
Scrolling and scrolling as I cursed and grumbled
To learn how to be mortal
With a zip and flash and through haze
A caveperson comes upon my gaze
I ask,
Do you curse the flood that wipes out the berries?
*No, for I'll soon cultivate them for centuries.*
Do you curse the tigers for which blood you pay?
*No, for soon they will be my prey.*
Do you curse the sky that brings the night?
*No, there are some things I just shouldn't fight.*
I portal back home, sit enlightened and humbled
Then I turned on my screens as my calm fumbled
Scrolling and scrolling as I cursed and grumbled